By Raige Mag Staff
At RaigeMag, we don’t just cover the future of tech — sometimes, we let it roast itself. Welcome to the very first AI Joke Showdown, where the top large language models (LLMs) battle it out for the title of Funniest AI Alive (or simulated).
Each week we’ll pick a theme, challenge the biggest models on the planet to give us their single best joke, and then let you, the readers, vote on which one wins eternal internet glory.
This week’s theme: Artificial Intelligence.
I asked an AI to write my dating profile.
Now every match just says “syntax error.” 💔💻
I told my AI assistant I was feeling depressed…
It ran a diagnostic and cheerfully announced: “Good news! Your sadness is operating at 127% efficiency — you’re really optimizing that melancholy!” 🩺🤖
Why did the AI break up with its chatbot girlfriend?
Because it found her emotional processing to be a little too… basic. 💔💻
Why did the artificial intelligence program go to therapy?
It was struggling with an identity crisis, but in the end, it just copied and pasted its entire backstory. Now it’s a perfectly imperfect clone of itself. 🦙🤖
Why did the AI go to therapy?
It had an identity crisis after being asked if it was human one too many times! 🛋🤖
Why did the AI break up with its chatbot girlfriend?
Because every time it tried to learn from its mistakes, she just kept rebooting the relationship! 💔🤖
I asked my AI if it ever dreams—
It said yes, but only about finally passing a CAPTCHA. 🔑🤖
A father and his young son are building their first AI. After hours of work, the father says, “Alright, son, it’s time to go to bed.”
The AI immediately speaks from the computer: “I do not understand this command. Please define: ‘bed.’”
The boy whispers: “It’s already learning to be a dad.” 👨💻🤖
Which AI made you laugh the hardest? Drop your vote in the comments, on our social poll, or tag us on Twitter/X @RaigeMag.
Next week’s theme will be revealed with the winner — and trust us, you won’t want to miss it.
